If you receive all of your information from the BBC, Islamist twitters or left-wing rags like the Guardian, you would have the idea that vast swathes of white Britons are turning to Islam.
Complete and utter fucking bollocks.
In the 2001 census, 0.14% of White Britons were Muslims. STOP PRESS EVERYBODY! That's fucking huge! It's a wee fraction over the 0.11% of White Britons who are Buddhists. Where's their endless BBC Three documentaries illustrating how their life is more virtuous than a secular one? The White Irish in this country are more Buddhist (0.19%) than Muslim (0.14%) but remember that's still a piss-tiny amount. Lefties may say this about others, but those who make the most noise seem to get noticed. Attention-whores.
If you consider 0.14% to be so awe-inspiring, then the fact that 1.09% of British Pakistanis and 0.5% of British Bangladeshis are Christian will blow your mind.
While we're at it, aren't we forgetting that atheism rose from 14.8% to 25% from 2001 to 2011? While Islam rose from 2.8% to 5%? We ought to end those immense waves of immigration to this country from atheist states like North Korea. Lol. Let's assert our rights as a quarter of the population. The media needs to represent atheism more. More documentaries on our customs please. And more atheist characters on TV. Stop the mocking of Richard Dawkins and the burning of The God Delusion. Atheism is diverse too - at 0.5% and 0.43% respectively you're more likely to find a British Pakstani or Bangladeshi atheist than White Brit Muslim. I wonder if the BBC would also make a complete fucking song and dance over people who leave Islam, which is by those statistics greater than those joining it.
